The New Pope

Hold your breath, they're bringing out the new pope!
Everyone rise for his new holiness.
You'd better pray he doesn't see his shadow;
we need an end to this ungodly mess.
I hope you're ready for the inquisition.
We're bringing it back to the good, old days.
I'd like to see how you get out of this one.
Now, close your eyes and whisper, "God is great."
So if you're going to burn a day indelibly
into your fragile memory, it might as well be a day like today,
but it's burning fast so…
Hold on a minute while I get my pen, so I can write this all over again.
I guess I owe you a thank you then,
you fucking asshole.

Come on and tell me it's not what it looks like.
Come on and tell me that you can explain.
Not everybody has your godly foresight,
so can you help us fit this in your frame?