Oh Funny Man

Let the dynasty die it's so hard
It's hard
Let sleeping dogs lie
Just in time so well out of line to insult
The hand that feeds you
I am the gift that paid a thousand bribes

Please treat them kindly oh funny little man
Come and see the clown with your stick and your hat
Walk like a cat with your stick and your hat
Walk like a cat
Champagne for the horses sucked on by rats!

Never part of the idle class
Always gave them a great big kick in the arse
This funny little man who showed me alabaster
Have you ever seen a shrunken head?
Shake in your bed!

No telephone calls today all my friends gone away
When you're out of fashion
It's a lonely price you pay
Fat boys should be flogged with your thin white cane

It is only the dreamers who ever move mountains
It's where my real audience waits
It's like talking to my pig about the opera days
Reminisce like the mass that follows anything that
Moves!
Orinoco, Satorico
Just like Pablo!

I sat in the house with my gun on the table
Conquistador of the useless
Lives in the past
There's something missing
Oh but then how he fills me
It's all in my face
The dice is thrown for life!

No telephone calls today all my friends gone away
When you're out of fashion
It's a lonely price you pay
Fat boys should be flogged with your thin white cane