Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

Irving, where are my maxi pads?
Help me find them before I paint the whole house red
You men have it so easy
I wish that you could feel this just once
I'm passing clots the size of basketballs

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues

Oh, God, it's stained through onto my new dress
God damn it, why'd this have to happen now?
I can't go out like this, i look like i've been shot
Ohhh... You're hungry are you?
Well come here irving, darling
How about a Bloody Mary?

Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues
Pre-menstrual princess blues