Mere Imposters

Of course they just tried to remove
The apple from a bucket of
(Water without using their hands)
A drink would make you feel better
They raced the waiter with a tray
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
Of course they just tried to remove
The bucket from that little mad
(man I then saw with the huge head)
Hey! They raced each other the same way
Hey! Raced him with their tray, only for a day
He snapped his fingers and then recited a sing-song one
Part of a play-party game
No one did catch it's name
they began about a quarter past one o'clock in the morning
A rhythmic quick-cadenced walking around the dining room table
And they're still at it