Alone at Sam's

Alone at sam's is a game
For one, two, three players
Or four
Not all of them have to be alive, though
Which is just fine, because

When you have no friends, oh
You just play it on your own!
Like you have played anyway on any given childhood day

Alone at sam's is a marvelous game of four, three, two players
Or one
It's totally fine, yes, if three aren't alive

It's way more rewarding
To play on your own