Hoedown

Yo, I know you know a hoe
You might know a few
This jam is about two
Skeezy, sleazy, peasy, low down
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This is the hoedown
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Lucy, I remember lucy
With the big fat juicy
Watermelons comin out the grocery store
Saw her comin out of the door
I said, miss, can I help you with this?
Please don't diss, I just wanna kiss
She said, of course, kissed with force
Suckin on my lips just like she was a horse
I said, excuse me, please don't bruise me
Please don't tease or skeeze or use me
I'm not like that, I'm not kinky
Would you please remove your pinky
>from my rear?
Can't you hear?
What's the matter?
Get your hands off the platter
We're standin outside on a crowded block
I felt her hands goin down on my sock
It's a polo, she was so low down
I coulda swore her knees was on the ground
I said, damn ma'am, get on your feet
Be on your way, cause you can't have my meat
Her eyes started waterin, so I brought her
In the store, to buy some more
Tissue, I said, good-bye, I'm gonna miss you
She said, no, I said, yo hoe, ho-ho, merry christmas
This must be a gift, have you ever imagined that if
You was a manget, and a girl was a metal filing
Would they all come piling?
On your body, growin like hair, yeah?
Well, just think of me as there
Didn't need a girl, had plans for the day
Wanted to step, but she wanted me to stay
You could say she was disturbing my peace
So I called the police