Hatch Fever

There's a knock, open the door,
A human-sized package
Rip through tape, like butter,
And cardboard like toast

No time for instructions, the fire's dying,
Two birds, one stone
Fill the tank with water, turn the ignition,
And hatchy boy you're ready to go
Faaaar (catch hatch fever!), faaaaarrrr! (catch hatch fever!)

There's a hole, in your floor,
We gotta patch it up
Give it a cover, a latch, a hinge, a turn wheel,
Now we're talking hatch fever
Oh what's the worth of living, if you can't make a living, not living,
But faux living
And is there a difference? A fever's a fever,
Come on everybody prepare to get catchy
Catch hatch fever!
Catch hatch fever!

Open your heart, to me
Come on everybody, open up that chest cavity
(Awkward pause)
If you took that last bit of advice,
You gotta get to the emergency room

Please don't act out these lyrics,
We don't want you to leave so soon
You gotta read instructions, and don't hurt birds,
And generally pair your nouns with verbs
Study real hard, eat your vitamin soup,
When all that's finished prepare to catch
Hatch disease, that sounds bad,
It's not a real disease

But if it were on another world then we're sorry,
We wouldn't wish it on anybody
Unless it makes you stronger, and live longer,
Well then thats a good thing wouldn't you agree?
But for now it's just words and a good time,
Come on everybody, get down with the robots!
(Dubstep)
There's not much left to tell, which hasn't already been stated
Consider, yourselves 99.9 %, hatchworth acclimated
Catch hatch fever!