Two Shades of Lipstick

I woke up this morning in an aweful fright
I couldn't remember what I did last night
Walked into the bathroom, looked into the mirror
Now I can't recall just what I saw, but it made it seem so clear

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There were two shades of lipstick on my neck
A pretty shade of pink and a bright shade of red
Now I don't know what happened and I sure wish I did
Cause there were two shades of lipstick on my neck

Went on down the hallway to clear my head some more
A pyramid of beer cans were on my kitchen floor
Don't know how I made such an awful mess
Who's that guy sleeping under my table in some women's dress

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I saw a letter on the nightstand and I still didn't have a clue
Till I read p.s. my twin sister liked you too.

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