Sitting Next to You

How did it go?
How'd I get here?
The last thing I remember was a pitcher of imported beer

I've got to go
I work today
My wallet's gone, and where's my clothes?
I guess we're sitting here today

And after this I'll never drink again
I need to wake up and get better friends
What happened to that social rendezvous?
Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you

Where did it start
Story of mine?
We piled right into limericks and having just a good 'ol time
We kept it low. We kept it down
Then teddy ordered 20 shots, the room just started spinning round

And after this I'll never drink again
I need to wake up and get better friends
What happened to that social rendezvous?
Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you today

Some day I'll grow up, stop doing this to myself
But until then please save me from tonight

And after this I'll never drink again
What happened to that social rendezvous?
Ten drinks went down

And after this I'll never drink again
I need to wake up and get better friends
What happened to that social rendezvous?
Ten drinks went down, I'm sitting next to you today