Oh, Doctor Beeching!

Oh, Dr Beeching what have you done?
There once were lots of trains to catch
But soon there will be none
I'll have to buy a bike, 'cos I can't afford a car
Oh, Dr Beeching what a naughty man you are!

Oh, Dr Beeching what have you done?
There once were lots of trains to catch
But soon there will be none
I'll have to buy a bike, 'cos I can't afford a car
Oh, Dr Beeching what a naughty man you are!