Naked In a Lake

Son
Come on buddy, the water's just right
So come on buddy, let's have a water fight.
Splashy, splashy, there's nothing more fun
Then dropping trou' and getting some sun.

You can skinny if you're fat or old
Put marco polo in a wrestling hold.
All your problems wash away
When you're naked, yeah you're naked in a lake.

Come on guys, it's super warm!

Dad
Oh, I don't know about this! Ok!

Son
Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel the water between your toes
Everybody swim, take a mini vacay wearing only your birthday clothes.
I promise I won't judge if you've got freckles or some pudge
Cos their just one way to spend the rest of the day
Getting naked, yeah let's get naked, get naked in a lake.

All
Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Naked in a lake.
Get naked in a lake.
Naked in a - we're naked in a lake.

Son
Come on, mouthface, I know you want to.

Daughter
I can finally lose this dress! Whee!

Son
Come on grandpa, water's good for you.

Grandpa
I beat you to it, my diaper's wet!

Son
It's nothing super sexual
Cos the act is nothing actual.
It's time to free your little guy and let him play
And have the time of your life starting today.

Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel your body jingle jangle
Everybody's got fins and it's super cool when you're kicking off your sandals.
If life ever gets you stressed, find some woods and take a bath
And get naked
Yeah!

All
Let's get naked in a lake

Son
Yabbadabbadoo!

Let's get naked

All
Let's get naked in a lake.

Daughter
They did it in ancient rome

Grandpa
It's everybody's oldest story

Mother
You can even do it alone

Ox
Just you and all your glory!

All
Everybody flip out

Son
Try to dunk your head, see how long you can hold your breath

All
You can even use toys

Son
Like a floating raft for the sexual orgy fest
You can do it in the dark, but it's better when you see your parts

Daughter
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

All
Being naked, yeah super naked, we're naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
We're naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
Naked in a lake
We're naked in a lake

We are rich in oregich

Father
But who cares, cause we're naked, yeah we're naked in a lake

(Dialouge)

Mother
C'mon, buddy, the water's just right....