Happy Campers

We're birds of a feather
We're flocking together
Whatever the weather
Bad, good or better
It won't be a hamper
Or rain be a damper
Bemusing amusing
and witty our banter

We're happy campers
We're all happy campers
We're hap hap happy campers

While others are stew'n
We're here bar-b-q'n
Who are we fool'n?
That meats got us drool'n
Mike and Terry are sing'n
The crowd now is beam'n

We think we'll get paid well
We both got to be dream'n
We're happy campers
We're all happy campers
We're hap hap happy campers

While you're throw'n the frisbees
Give thought to our CDs
They're there on the table
That's how we are able
To pay our bills and our rent
To make a small dent
In the debt that we owe
To finance this show

We're happy campers
We're all happy campers
We're hap hap happy campers
Though red meats a treat
It might give us cancer
We got diarrhea
We're wear'n our pampers
We're happy campers
We're all happy campers
We're hap hap happy campers
We're happy campers
We're all happy campers
We're hap hap happy campers