Six And A Half

So I was walking down to the bagel store and I said
"Hey zombie" and he said
"what's up man, how many bagels can I get you?"
and I said
HALF A BAKER'S DOZEN!!!

6 1/2

The constitution of the United States Of America

6 1/2

Wait, wait, where do we live again?

6 1/2

Tuesday.

Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?
I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?"
I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?"
I said "Would you like a bag with your bagel sir?"