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Hello
My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

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My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America a long, long time ago

It has
So many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life

Hello
My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ

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My name is Elder Young (Hello)
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA?

You can
Read all about it now (Hello)
In this nifty book, it's free, no you don't have to pay (Hello)

Hello
My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse?

(Hello) Hello (Hello)
I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use

Hello (Hi)
My name is (Jesus Christ)
You have a lovely home (Hello)
It's an amazing book

Bonjour (Hola, Ni Hao)
Me Llamo Elder White (Are these your kids?)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good?)

Eternal life (Jesus Christ)
Is super fun (Hello, ding dong)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done (No thanks)

You sure (Oh, well)
That's fine (Goodbye)
Have fun in hell (Hey, now)

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life

Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!

No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it!
You're making things up again
Just stick to the approved dialogue
Elders, show him!

Hello (Hello)
My name is (Elder Cunningham)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ

Hello
Hello
Ding dong
Hi Ho
Just take this book
It's free
For you
From me
You see

You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
So you won't burn in

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You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way

Spend eternity
With certain family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life

The Book of Mormon
Mormon

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