You were always my least favorite Weasley
Unlike the others, you're not even funny
You put your selfish needs before your own family
I think that you're a git, you're rude and mean and bossy
Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family
And side yourself with the stupid ministry
I know that you saw your error in the end
But you still suck and I will never be your friend
You wanted Ron to sever ties with Harry
Just because your boss thought what he said was scary
It took the entire ministry being imperised
For you to admit you were wrong and open up your eyes
That's pathetic!
Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family
And side yourself with the stupid ministry
I know that you saw your error in the end
But you still suck and I will never be your friend
How could you do this to your mom and dad
To make them angry, to make them sad
How could you find it in your heart
To rip your family apart, yeah
Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family
And side yourself with the stupid ministry
Percy Weasley don't you don't you see
You are a git and you will never be redeemed
