Good Things Come With Strings

Sign the lease
We just need your security deposit
Your first born, and your souls

Wait, what did you say?

If you want the best from life
You have to pay a hefty price
Good things come with strings
On that, you can rely

Like, this apartment with high ceilings
May house other worldly beings
If you hear strange things, it's best you don't ask why

Like university tuition or a realtor's commission
Nothing comes for free, it's always this for that

Take this view, it's so high level
Great for dancingwith the devil
Give some tit, and you just might get some tat

Pay no attention to my sister
She watches a lot of Fox News
As I was saying
So you wanna be a mother
One that's unlike any other
What a lovely place to make your mommy dreams come true

Hey there, handsome buddy, sick of being an understudy
All we need is a womb and the offers will come through

I'm sorry
It's been a long day, and I'm quite tired

Honey, let's just sign the lease
This deal is too good to pass up

One last thing before we go
It's really something you should know
It is written clearly in the fine print on your lease

If a spirit comes a-knockin'
Don't be scared, it's nothing shocking

Just give a guy a little piece