Billy Backwash's Day

10 AM at the Bottle O
Waiting for the open doors
Cheapest bottle of Moscato
Sober mornings are such a bore
Sober mornings are such a bore

Couple hours later
Abusing tourists on the train
You can't call me a racist
'Cause I discriminate 'em all the same
I discriminate them all the same
Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day

2 PM at the park
Straight through to the cut
And if you look at me funny
You can bet I'll be acting up
You can bet I'll be acting up

Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day
Billy Backwash's day
Billy, Billy Backwash's day