If I Had a Yard

If I had a yard
I would play in it
We could play in it
If we had a yard....

On a sunny day
I would play croquet
In the early spring
You could grow green things
(and purple flowers)
Should the children frown
We would hose them down

If I had a yard
I would play in it
We could play in it
If we had a yard....

Sleep outside at night
When the moon is bright
Watch the laundry wave
Dig the dog a grave
(in the garden?)
Drink the acid rain
'Till we go insane

If I had a yard
I would play in it
We could play in it
If we had a yard
If you had a yard
If I had a yard