Black Friday

Black Friday shoppers
Are chomping at the bit
To fill their shopping carts
With debt and greed and shit
They wake up in the morning
Around 4:28
So they can get to the box-store
And find a parking space
They clipped out all the coupons
They made a shopping list
They push and shove to get ahead
With barbed-wire 'round their fist
A woman died in Walmart
To buy her family gifts
She had no idea
It was the last day she would live
So if you go out shopping
On Black Friday this year
It may be the last time
We see you around here
Jesus Christ!
Didn't die!
For you to be an asshole!
He didn't come to make
War for oil's sake!
And blame it
On people
Who are different!