Toilet Seat Sniffer

Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call

The dirtier you are the horniest I get
To sniff that porcelain bursts me into flame

I am a toilet seat sniffer to the bone

Oh toilet seat the glorious throne
I cannot resist your seducing call

If there has been 300 pounds of meat
I get so horny I ejaculate prematurely

I am a toilet seat sniffer with a big nose