Dammit, Janet

Hey Janet (Yes Brad?)
I've got something to say
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet!

The river was deep but I swam it (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you

The road was long but i ran it (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mum and you know Dad (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too

Oh Brad
Oh, dammit!
I'm mad
Oh Janet!
For you
I love you too
There's one thing left to do and that's

Go see the man who began it
When we met in his science exam-it
Made me give you the eye and then panic
There's one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet
Oh Brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet
I love you!