My Dealer

He was in ecstasy after the news.
I'd rather be spending my hair gel.
The forest is like all human beings.
But my dealer is different.

Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.
Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.
Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.
Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.

My school is closed on school days.
The cause of all this is the vandalism of my friends.
I need to call my dealer.
It solves everything with just one click.

Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!
Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!
Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!
Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!

My dealer is in the newspaper.
Now he is famous.
Who negotiates for me?
My dealer is arrested.

Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!
Wait! Wait! I am not a broker!
Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.
Beware! Beware! I am opening an exception.