If You Are Not Dead Yet

If you are not dead yet
Let me see thee pirouette
Now piss your pants and pick your nose
And pull on clownish hose.

Come join the circle, holding hands
A naked, witty, jolly band
A pride of innocent buffoons
Wanking at the moon

Hullabaloo
Playing the fool
What's it to you?
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Oi!
If you are not dead yet
Let me see thee pirouette
Now bash your head and squeeze your balls,
Delight in prattish falls

Now come and jest with us, Sir
And prove you are a knave, Sir!
When tragedy, the rotten runt
Kicks you up the… Oi!

Hullabaloo
Playing the fool
What's it to you?
Cock-a-doodle-doo! Oi!