Eckermann Is Very Silly

Eckermann does, Eckermann doesn't,
Eckermann switched on the current.

Eckermann will, Eckermann won't,
Eckermann dug the moat.

Eckermann is, Eckermann isn't,
Eckermann is quite pleasant.

Eckermann laughs, Eckermann cries,
Eckermann has lots of ties.

Eckermann lives, Eckermann dies,
Eckermann loves those apple pies