Love You Like a Big Schlong

I like dick a ton
And some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!)
And i guess right now well i'll suck you son
And then call your friends
To come dump and run
On them balls i'll hum

If you're hung or cut
Even small like a gaysian—but prove me wrong!
With your cream of some young guy gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong dong)
I even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'cause i want you to go down there

I, i love you like a big schlong baby x3 (so big!), (will it fit?), (just the head!)
And i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

No shade, no tea
I'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
Want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
With no queso please
Dick cheese makes me wheeze
And i also like
Bbc
Big black cock please
If you don't get down
Brothers gather round (c'mere!)
What can [brown?] do for you?
Fuck me boo, hell bring your crew!
So fun, let me spit my gum

I, i love you like a big schlong baby x3 (so big!), (will it fit?), (just the head!)
And i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Go ahead and stare, i'll suck a bone
While takin pics on my phone (fuckin' verizon)
Dickpig from the start, sperm-laden sharts
Oops, i'ma change my thong!

I, i love you like a big schlong baby x3 (so big!), (will it fit?), (just the head!)
And i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

(don't be rounding' up!)