Johnny Carson Didn't Have to Die

My Pride, is a razor cutting me from everything that I have ever loved.
LET'S GO
Dead and gone, dreams decaying right before my eyes.
Everything is funny in 3's law of comedy.
(HAHAHAHA)
BREAK ME IN TWO, WHY DONT YOU.
BREAK ME IN TWO, GO.
THIS BOY NEEDS A HERO.
This boy needs a hero.