Pie

MMM MMM MMM MMM MMM
YOU KNOW THE ROCKS GONNA TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY
YOU AINT GONNA BEILIVE IT BUT HES GONNA TEEL YA
ANYWAY

ITS TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK OH NO NO SHUT YOUR MOUTH
NO NO IT REALLY IS
EVEN THOUGH THE ROCK IS THE ROCK IS THE MOST
ELECTRIFIYING MAN IN ALL OF SHOW BIZ
YOU SEE WHEN THE ROCK GETS TO MUCH
TO MUCH OF THE FAME AND ALL THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
HE LIKES TO KICK BACK AND HAVE A SLICE OF THAT UNEDALTERATED
DELIGHT

YA THE ROCK THE PEOPLES CHAMP IN THE HOUSE WHATS UP
WOAH WOAH WOAH THE ROCK JUST WANTS A PIECE OF PIE YA GOT
ANY OF THAT IN THIS BAKERY
BLUEBERRY WHAT
ACTUALLY SLICK
IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT KIND OF PIE YOU HAVE
LET THE ROCK TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT PIE

DRIVEN DOWN SOUTH SO QUICKLY AROUND
WHEN MY CAR COUGHT A FLASH AT THIS OLD FARM HOUSE
HOPE SOMEBODYS HOME TAKING A CHANCE AT IT
KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND THIS FINE CHICK ANSWERED
CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?
DAISY DUKE SHORTS ON 5 FOOT STIRTS
SO I SAID OH WHAT THE HECK I MEAN IT DID SMELL GOOD
THERES A GRANDMOTHER, AUNT AND A CHINESE NEIGHBOR

OH THE ROCK IS GONNA TELL YA AGAIN
SEE IT'S TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK
YEAH THE ROCK KNOWS THAT MITE SOUND CRAS
OH BY THE WAY ALL YOU JABRONIS IN THE LOCKER ROOM YOU CAN ALL
COME KISS THE ROCKS ASS!
DID YOU KNOW AFTER THE ROCK LAYS THE SMACKDOWN ON
SOME BIG FAT UGLY HERMAFRIDITE
THE ROCK NEEDS A LITTLE DISTRACTION AND A SLICE THAT SOUNDS JUSTRIGHT
THANKS LADIES
DAT GOOD PIE
OH THE ROCK KNOWS THEMILLIONS CAN SMELL IT NOW
ITS TOUGH TO BE THE ROCK
NO NO NO IT REALLY IS
BECAUSE ALL YOU KNOW THE ROCK IS THE MOST ELECTRIFIYING
MAN IN ALL A SHOW BIZ
YOU SEE WHEN THE ROCK GETS TO MUCH
TO MUCH OF THE FAME AND ALL THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
HE LIKES TO KICK BACK AND HAVE A SLICE
NO NO NO NO THE ROCK IS GONNA EAT THE HOLE DAMN PIE!