how to cook monsters

Hey, are you feeling super hungry?
Or returning to the surface to purchase food in a hurry?
Don't be stupid now, here's how we can save you money
If you follow these directions, you'll be ready for adventure
Don't worry, monsters getting you downed?
Crack a chest, no, a mimic! Are they bugs or a crown?
Did you step on something loose and hear a worrying sound?

Tastes bittersweet, let's up the heat
Get cooking, step one
Prep the ingredients, reject the head, long legs, no fangs
Cut straight down, not side to side
If expired, revive it, preserve what's inside it
Slice, slash, squarter
Juice seeps out, did you hear its raw? Yeah

Can not serve cold, so boil the water
Shield, watch 'em woke when it gets too hot, yeah
Descend deep down where they're watchin'
Among the thousands hundreds, you'll rule the Dungeon
Consume till you're gone, you crave what you've lost
So taste it all, you're feeling the fire
We're flesh and we're meat, you are what you eat
These monsters call your deepest desire
Cook till golden
Non-stick plan, then toss and hold them
Fiery problems, easy solves and
Heat two zero, dice a fine to keep it simmering
First season things
Mushrooms transform the dish
A sprinkle of all seasonings
Though some should never mix

When you're cooking up a feast, each plate's one of a kind
Fight for what your meal needs, no flavour left behind
Lungs, kidney, heart and bone, through hunger we are not alone
To live is to eat, reach up and claim the throne
Step four, serve it to 'em hot
Slow roast, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, eat 'em
Reeson's as tangible as ghosts
Let you cook 'gainst the law, 'gainst the law, 'gainst the
Clam up nightmares are no sweat
Mad as a mage when you're painted in blood red
Smoke your enemies, work your magic
Myths like this'll spread, heavy is the head

Consume till you're gone, you crave what you've lost
So taste it all, you're feeling the fire
We're flesh and we're meat, you are what you eat
These monsters call your deepest desire
Consume till you're gone, you crave what you've lost
So taste it all and fall into the fire
We're flesh and we're meat, you are what you eat
These monsters call your deepest desire