Wackford Hoedown (feat. Sam Haft, Caroline Innerbichler, Don Darryl Rivera & Vivian Nixon Williams)

[Winston Wackford]
Until I had a kid
I never really thought I'd need to change
But I did, haha
When you have a child, the rest gets rearranged
All that matters is
You raised 'em to keep ridin' when you're gone
You hop off your horse
And smile as she climbs on

[Willow Wackford]
As I take the reins
Of a herd that stretches back till the first days
I can see
That this is who you knew that I could be

[Willow and Winston Wackford]
So take care and heed the folks who stick beside you as you ride
Ain't got nothin' without family by our side

[Wally Wackford]
Now grab your partner by the tail and tie 'em like a hog

[Willow Wackford]
Now twirl 'em like a lasso and then chuck 'em in the bog (ha)

[Winston Wackford]
Now throw your weird son in the ring and tell him it's a showdown

[Wally Wackford]
(Yeouch)
Until you're beaten black and blue

[Wally and Winston Wackford]
It's not a Wackford hoedown

[Willow Wackford]
Now kick your cousin in the dick

[Wally Wackford]
We're fightin' till you call it

[Winston Wackford]
Then whoever's smacked with this here glove, you toss 'em in the brawl pit

[Willow Wackford]
A fight can settle any grudge

[Millie]
Damn, I miss my hometown

[Willow Wackford]
Ain't over till you're spittin' blood

[Millie, Sallie May, Willow, Wally, Winston, and Wendy Wackford]
It's a good old Wackford hoedown

[Millie]
Yeehaw!

[Wendy Wackford]
Get back here, boys

[Millie, Sallie May, Willow, Wally, Winston, and Wendy Wackford]
All that matters are the kin who keep on fightin' by your side (yoo-hoo)
Every punch and stab helps keep our ways alive
So take care and heed the folks who stick beside you as you ride
Ain't got nothin' without family till we die (die)

It's a good old Wackford hoedown!